Filibusting on Evian Water

Evian is clearly superior to other waters. Like for real.

Polish Spring? No.

Dasani? No.

AirWater? Don't make me laugh.

Vitamin Water? Not real water thank you.

Brita filtered tap water? Sure, if you're a bourgeois pig.

Brita filtered tap water with coal? Please see the previous sentence.

New York Tap Water? No.

L.A. Tap Water? HA! no.

Chicago Tap Water? No.

Seattle Tap Water? No.

San Francisco Tap Water? No.

Atlanta Tap Water? No.

Charlotte Tap Water? No.

Have we agreed to move on?

No?

Let me continue...

Salt Lake City Water? You're a fucking idiot.